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Bad action films made me who I am

_honeyspider May 11, 2011 09:56

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How bad does this look?

How much will I totally be seeing it?

Don't pretend that Conan the Barbarian wasn't an important part of your childhood! ...or maybe that was just mine? You know... looking back on it... Arnold Swarchenegger really was quite involved in my formative years: Terminator(s), Predator(s), Conan(s), Total Recall (which SCARRED ( Read more... )

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A small technical problem... was it the -acting?-

_honeyspider Sep 18, 2008 13:35

Okay, so last night I watched the trailer for Pirates 2. No, not those movies with Johnny and Keira, I mean the porn one. And I don't usually post up trailers but, dear lord, the hilarity of this one must be seen by all. It's G-rated if you're going by sex and nudity. It is, however, R-rated if you're going by acting.

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Oh Stoya, the things I'll do ( Read more... )

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